"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more...
A star-studded cast turns out for Marc Shaiman's "Prop 8 - The Musical."
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The video opens with a shot of a reader board from Sacramento Community
College. It reads: Sacramento Community College Players Presents “Prop
8 – The Musical.” The shot cuts to the interior of an auditorium. The
stage is set up to look like a beach. A group of beachgoers come out
from offstage, dressed to appear gay. The “gay” ensemble includes
Jordan Ballard, Margaret Cho, Barrett Foa, J.B. Ghuman Jr., John Hill,
Andy Richter, Maya Rudolph, Rashad Naylor, and Nicole Parker. The shot
cuts to Marc Shaiman playing the piano.
Gay ensemble (singing): It’s a brand new bright Obama day. What a time to be black, a girl, or gay. No, nothing could go wrong. So, join us in this song of happy days, for the gays, nothing can go wrong!
John C. Reilly and Allison Janney pop up from behind a beach umbrella.
John C. Reilly: Look nobody’s watching. It’s time to spread some hate and put it in the Constitution.
Allison Janney: Now? How?
John C. Reilly: Proposition 8
John C. Reilly unfurls a giant, rolled piece of paper with Prop 8 written at the top in bold letters.
John C. Reilly, Allison Janney and gay ensemble: Proposition 8!
Gay ensemble (frightened): Proposition 8!
The shot cuts to a “conservative” ensemble that includes Kathy Najimy, Jenifer Lewis, Craig Robinson, Rashida Jones, Lake Bell, Sarah Chalke, and Katharine Leonard.
Conservative Ensemble: Right!
John C. Reilly and Conservative ensemble: People listen to our plea. They’ll teach kids about sodomy! Sodomy!
A group of frightened, “average” citizens is shown rushing toward a voting booth and John C. Reilly and the conservative ensemble are shown congratulating themselves.
Gay ensemble: That wasn’t right. That’s a lie!
Conservative ensemble: But it worked, so we don’t care.
Gay ensemble: Now you wish we’d all shut up.
Conservative ensemble: But make our clothes and fix our hair.
Gay Ensemble: And our love’s not a sin.
Conservative ensemble: Well the Bible says it’s so.
Jack Black appears on the stage in the bright, heavenly glow and he is dressed as Jesus.
Jack Black (speaking): Well, the Bible says a lot of things, you know?
Conservative and gay ensembles: Jesus Christ!
Jack Black (speaking): Hey, how’s it going?
John C. Reilly (speaking): Jesus, doesn’t the Bible say these people are an abomination?
Jenifer Lewis: Obamanation!
Jack Black (speaking): Yeah, but you know it says the exact same thing about this shrimp cocktail.
Jack black holds up a shrimp cocktail. The conservative ensemble moves toward the shrimp cocktail.
Conservative ensemble: Mmmm, shrimp cocktail.
Jack Black (speaking): Ba ba ba ba baaaa. Leviticus says that shellfish is an abomination.
Jenifer Lewis: Obamanation!
Maya Rudolph (speaking): What else does the Bible say Jesus?
Jack Black laughs a little.
Jack Black: (speaking) The Bible says a lot of interesting things. (singing) Like you can, stone your wife or sell your daughter into slavery!
John C. Reilly (singing): Well, we ignore those verses.
Jack Black: Well then friend it seems to me, you pick and choose.
Conservative ensemble: We pick and choose.
Jack Black: Well choose love instead of hate. Besides your nation, was built on separation, of church and state. (speaking) See ya later, sinners.
Gay and Conservative ensembles (speaking): Bye Jesus. Goodbye Jesus. Bye.
Kathy Najimy: I love you, Jesus.
The shot cuts back to Marc Shaiman at the piano and Neil Patrick Harris is sitting next to him on the piano bench.
Neil Patrick Harris (speaking): You know, here’s another thought to wrap things up.
Everyone turns to look at Neil Patrick Harris who begins singing and dancing across the stage.
Neil Patrick Harris (singing): Oh, every time a gay or lesbian finds love at the parade…there’s money to be made.
Conservative ensemble: He’s right!
Neil Patrick Harris: each time two grooms say, paint the wedding hall and lavender’s the shade. There’s money to be made.
Conservative ensemble: He has a point.
Neil Patrick Harris: Think of all the carriages and four white horses. There’s millions lost from all of your disapproving.
Conservative ensemble: Well that’s not good.
Neil Patrick Harris: Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces. Think of the tattoo removing.
Neil Patrick Harris pulls up the shirt of one of the male, gay ensemble members and a tattoo on their stomach vanishes in a sparkling flash.
Conservative ensemble: We get it now. We’ve been such fools.
Neil Patrick Harris and entire cast: I can see. America’s calling me. Gay marriages will save the economy!
The entire cast takes a bow and the shot cuts to a black screen with the following displayed in white text: To Find out More about Prop 8 and what you can do to support equal rights for gay and lesbian couples go to http://jointheimpact.com
Gay ensemble (singing): It’s a brand new bright Obama day. What a time to be black, a girl, or gay. No, nothing could go wrong. So, join us in this song of happy days, for the gays, nothing can go wrong!
John C. Reilly and Allison Janney pop up from behind a beach umbrella.
John C. Reilly: Look nobody’s watching. It’s time to spread some hate and put it in the Constitution.
Allison Janney: Now? How?
John C. Reilly: Proposition 8
John C. Reilly unfurls a giant, rolled piece of paper with Prop 8 written at the top in bold letters.
John C. Reilly, Allison Janney and gay ensemble: Proposition 8!
Gay ensemble (frightened): Proposition 8!
The shot cuts to a “conservative” ensemble that includes Kathy Najimy, Jenifer Lewis, Craig Robinson, Rashida Jones, Lake Bell, Sarah Chalke, and Katharine Leonard.
Conservative Ensemble: Right!
John C. Reilly and Conservative ensemble: People listen to our plea. They’ll teach kids about sodomy! Sodomy!
A group of frightened, “average” citizens is shown rushing toward a voting booth and John C. Reilly and the conservative ensemble are shown congratulating themselves.
Gay ensemble: That wasn’t right. That’s a lie!
Conservative ensemble: But it worked, so we don’t care.
Gay ensemble: Now you wish we’d all shut up.
Conservative ensemble: But make our clothes and fix our hair.
Gay Ensemble: And our love’s not a sin.
Conservative ensemble: Well the Bible says it’s so.
Jack Black appears on the stage in the bright, heavenly glow and he is dressed as Jesus.
Jack Black (speaking): Well, the Bible says a lot of things, you know?
Conservative and gay ensembles: Jesus Christ!
Jack Black (speaking): Hey, how’s it going?
John C. Reilly (speaking): Jesus, doesn’t the Bible say these people are an abomination?
Jenifer Lewis: Obamanation!
Jack Black (speaking): Yeah, but you know it says the exact same thing about this shrimp cocktail.
Jack black holds up a shrimp cocktail. The conservative ensemble moves toward the shrimp cocktail.
Conservative ensemble: Mmmm, shrimp cocktail.
Jack Black (speaking): Ba ba ba ba baaaa. Leviticus says that shellfish is an abomination.
Jenifer Lewis: Obamanation!
Maya Rudolph (speaking): What else does the Bible say Jesus?
Jack Black laughs a little.
Jack Black: (speaking) The Bible says a lot of interesting things. (singing) Like you can, stone your wife or sell your daughter into slavery!
John C. Reilly (singing): Well, we ignore those verses.
Jack Black: Well then friend it seems to me, you pick and choose.
Conservative ensemble: We pick and choose.
Jack Black: Well choose love instead of hate. Besides your nation, was built on separation, of church and state. (speaking) See ya later, sinners.
Gay and Conservative ensembles (speaking): Bye Jesus. Goodbye Jesus. Bye.
Kathy Najimy: I love you, Jesus.
The shot cuts back to Marc Shaiman at the piano and Neil Patrick Harris is sitting next to him on the piano bench.
Neil Patrick Harris (speaking): You know, here’s another thought to wrap things up.
Everyone turns to look at Neil Patrick Harris who begins singing and dancing across the stage.
Neil Patrick Harris (singing): Oh, every time a gay or lesbian finds love at the parade…there’s money to be made.
Conservative ensemble: He’s right!
Neil Patrick Harris: each time two grooms say, paint the wedding hall and lavender’s the shade. There’s money to be made.
Conservative ensemble: He has a point.
Neil Patrick Harris: Think of all the carriages and four white horses. There’s millions lost from all of your disapproving.
Conservative ensemble: Well that’s not good.
Neil Patrick Harris: Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces. Think of the tattoo removing.
Neil Patrick Harris pulls up the shirt of one of the male, gay ensemble members and a tattoo on their stomach vanishes in a sparkling flash.
Conservative ensemble: We get it now. We’ve been such fools.
Neil Patrick Harris and entire cast: I can see. America’s calling me. Gay marriages will save the economy!
The entire cast takes a bow and the shot cuts to a black screen with the following displayed in white text: To Find out More about Prop 8 and what you can do to support equal rights for gay and lesbian couples go to http://jointheimpact.com
Keywords: Marc Shaiman Adam Shankman Margaret Cho Andy Richter Maya Rudolph Jack Black John C. Reilly gay prop 8 proposition 8 prop 8 the musical prop 8 musical musical
Credits: Conceived and Written (six weeks later than he shoulda) by-Marc Shaiman
Directed and Staged by: Adam Shankman
Produced by Adam Shankman, Marc Shaiman and Mike Farah
Edited by Bradly Schulz and Drew Antzis
Cast (in order of appearance)
California Gays and The People That Love Them
Jordan Ballard, Ma... more >
Credits: Conceived and Written (six weeks later than he shoulda) by-Marc Shaiman
Directed and Staged by: Adam Shankman
Produced by Adam Shankman, Marc Shaiman and Mike Farah
Edited by Bradly Schulz and Drew Antzis
Cast (in order of appearance)
California Gays and The People That Love Them
Jordan Ballard, Margaret Cho, Barrett Foa, J.B. Ghuman, John Hill, Andy Richter, Maya Rudolph, Rashad Naylor, Nicole Parker
Proposition 8'ers and The People That Follow Them
Prop 8 Leader- John C. Reilly
Prop 8 Leader's #1 Wife- Allison Janney
Prop 8 Leader's #2 Wife- Kathy Najimy
Riffing Prop 8'er-Jenifer Lewis
A Preacher- Craig Robinson
Scary Catholic School Girls From Hell-Rashida Jones, Lake Bell, Sarah Chalke
The Frightened Villagers
Katharine "Kooks" Leonard, Seth Morris, Denise "Esi!" Piane, Lucian Piane, Richard Read, Seth Redford, Quinton Strack, Tate Taylor, Brunson Green
Jesus Christ
Jack Black
A Very Smart Fellow
Neil Patrick Harris
Piano Player
Marc "Marc" Shaiman
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Co-Choreographer: Anne "Mama" Fletcher
Recorded and Mixed by Frank Wolf & Greg Hayes
Director of Photography: Michael Barrett
Camera Operators: Jake Szymanski, Bradly Schulz and Drew Antzis
Production designer: Nelson Coates
Costume designer: Shanna Knecht
Costume assistants: Leslie Schilling, Annalisa Adams, Elizabeth Abate
Hair: Laura Sanchez
Make-up: Shauna O'Toole, Atticuss Sharp
Production sound: Bradford Craig
Music editor: Lisa Jaime
Music assistant: Brian Naguit
Snacky: "Snacky"
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The tradition disagrees with you, but forgive me for raising this here, it is an intra family discussion. It was imprudent of me to address it here.
CN: "But, if it is romantic, then its a sin."
So "perverted" sex is not the issue; you're saying that romantic love itself is a sin. Is that what the Bible says, what your God says?
Not to sound like a broken record, but any God who says that one man showing a deep love for another is a sin is a God who I show no love for. I reject that God and happily accept ... more >
Ibspify
I have the only ground to stand on that anyone will ever need. God's word. You simplify what i say like a child, this is a tactic of christian bashers. Like describing God as that white beared man in the sky, even tho christian never say that.
It is egotistical condecension, and really has nothing to do with reality. The bible says more then what you ... more >
gayandmarried
Putting ha ha ha after everything shows insecurity. Just a heads up for you. Are you not a faggot? A faggot is a homosexual, so this must make you one. Perhaps you are straight pretending to be gay.
Since when does the government decide what a religion is? They cannot even decide what a human is half the time. Taxing or not taxing does not mea... more >
gayandmarried
If you had strep throat, and did not use an antibiotic to fight it, then that makes you an idiot. Since it can spread into your lungs and kill you. Count yourself lucky.
gayandmarried
No one is forced to obey God. But you ignore him and his salvation at your own selfish, and egotistical doom.
We are all heading for hell. Jesus is the only way to avoid this. There is no other way, no matter how much you wish there was. When someone is introduced to christianity, they learn the truth of the world and their fate. They then have ... more >
gayandmarried
Saying you have facts, and having actual facts are not the same thing. But yes, I do enjoy showing you what God's will is. And I might agree that some are enlightened here, gettting an understanding of God and his will for man. What is ridiculous tho, is homosexuality.
The bottom line is, I follow the law if it does not become immoral. For inst... more >
gobo
In Mass it was judicial activism that forced homosexual marriage through. The same thing happened in Conn. Had nothing to do with the people. Infact, thats the only way it does get through, is if the people's will is ignored, and judges take the laws into their own hands ,instead of upholding laws.
And I cannot leave the bible aside. Why would I?
Homosex... more >
Ibspify
No need for a dumbed down version. Because God knowing what is going to happen before hand, does not mean he makes it happen. So yes you have a choice. God is never wrong, because he know what you will do. How does this change your choice to do what you will? It doesn not change your choice, you choose your path, God already knows what your choice wil... more >
ibspify
Marriage has nothing to do with any definition the christians put on it. I don't know what reliable record you are using, but the first recorded marriage is between Adam and Eve around 6000 years ago. God made marriage for a man and a woman, one of the main reasons was to populate the earth, to be fruitful and multiply. This has not changed, since God... more >
maxpercy
Jesus's body is central. Not my body. When I die, I no longer need it.
-MaxPercy
If your issue is merely the with the use of the word marriage due to it's religious connotation, Then you must also realize that marriage has a meaning outside of religion, for example, a Catholic marriage ceremony (of which I was a part of 2 this past summer) is significantly different, and carries with it a different set of rules then that of a Bu... more >
Dear gayandmarried-happy new year- thanks for qualifying your statement- Again, I am not sure that "... more >
careful here, this is not christian teaching. The body is central, hence the incarnation, resurrection, and today's feast Theophany
ibspify said: "Unfortunately CN79 is beyond reason, so there is nothing that we can say to enlighten him, however, his posts do a very good job of showing how the prop 8 group really have no ground to stand on other then "God says homosexuals are bad" which we all know that in this society is not a valid reason to pass a law"
He's certainly giving us good pra... more >
I see new, recognizable people every time I watch this.
When Jack Black looks at Alison Janey when he's talking about lesbians, her face is priceless. Check out my web series The Lampshade too, give it a shot:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ccd88cbda3/episode-9-the-lampshade-gets-competitive-from-thelampshade
-GayandMarried
"Again, thanks ChristopherN79 for bringing up topics for us to answer. Thanks for bringing ignorance too, so we can enlighten both you and anyone else that comes here to this site to read comments."
Unfortunately CN79 is beyond reason, so there is nothing that we can say to enlighten him, however, his posts do a very good job of showing how the ... more >
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